Never judge a book by its cover:
I remember the first time I saw you at the bus stop, the camera zoom right into you making you look smooth with your chest out, but I didn’t pay any attention. When I got home I put the telly on then I saw you again looking more beautiful than ever, everything was in the right order my mouth was melting and I thought to myself, I need you in my hands but I was too tired to go out for you.
The next day I was doing my work on the computer and I saw an add about one of your friends which got me thinking about you again, so I left my house to collect what was mine! Along the way it was like everyone had you which got me jealous watching people take one big chunk out of you with all your red tomato sauce on their shirt, they were treating you as if you were only 99p. When I got you in my hands I removed the rapper so slowly it was as if I met my soul mate you were glowing like the stars but then I opened you and saw what you really looked like. I felt unloved, you told me I would love you yet it was just the opposite. When I saw you I felt ill, the glow was oil pouring down you which got all over my hands like I just washed them, the cheese which was all over I never knew you could be such a heartless thing, on the outside you looked lovely to eat but in the inside you are just burnt.
It was as if you put me under a spell, making me believe that I would love you by hypnotizing me. When I was under your spell I had such strong emotions for you, it hurt me to see you getting passed around like you were worthless but now I know you really are, watching people put their dirty teeth inside you made me feel sick but now I know why they ate you in such a rough way, I felt that you were the most important thing to me until I met you.
The two days I saw you I thought you were the most important thing to me, the little tune that played when you came on would get stuck in my head which meant I would always think of you, I now know that when you said you are loving it you told a lie, you made everyone think that they would love you but that didn’t happen when they met you.
But then I feel for your stupid spell again your best friend that I went to in the morning, it had everything in all the pictures, the right size, price, and what was inside it. When I saw the advert in the morning before I left for work I just knew I had to buy you because I couldn’t start work without eating anything, so I had to, I couldn’t fight it, I went and bought it. I spent £1.29 on you and I regretted it so much, you came so small and the egg wasn’t cooked right, the bread was hard and the bacon was chewy.
Everyone can keep saying that they will not eat you anymore but that would be a lie whenever we see you on TV, poster or bus stops we will fall back in love with until something else comes along but for the mean time ‘I’m loving it’.